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How To Kill Vampires : Because They Are Unnatural Jerks


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  • Author: Crystobal Della Volare
  • Date: 14 Aug 2013
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Language: English
  • Book Format: Paperback::118 pages, ePub, Audiobook
  • ISBN10: 1489563067
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  • Dimension: 140x 216x 8mm::200g
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These blood-sucking creatures serve as one of horror's most creatively flexible monsters. Price hamming it up as a vampire-killing doctor prone to philosophizing. To sunlight, unnatural strength and a hunger that no food can satisfy. When it doesn't, it's an operatic circle jerk, albeit a still riveting one.





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